Here they are:
#5: you notice that your floor around your toilet needs cleaning.
#4: you save money on groceries, because a cracker now constitutes a meal and it takes you an hour to eat it.
#3: you unplug from technology because even the sight of a TV hurts your eyes and any noise causes your eyes to throb.
#2: you discover you must have at least a thousand stomach muscles that you didn't even knew existed.
#1: you loose 2.5 pounds.
HAHAHA! you are a delight!
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